Captain, we've got blinkings and beepings!

Title: "Coincidence (the Tell Me More remix)"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters and Pairings: Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy/Chapel, Uhura, Gaila
Rating: R for explicit discussion of sex
Summary: Three conversations about Kirk, McCoy, and Chapel, and one between all three of them.

AN: This is a remix of velvetmouse's fabulous Chapel/Kirk/McCoy porn fest, "Coincidence." This one will make more sense if you read that one first. Written for Remix... Redux 2010.

( They were not in flagrante! They were just... necking. )

Title: "This Pleases Me"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Uhura/Spock
Rating: NC-17, sex, Vulcan hand!porn
Summary: Spock likes to play with his hands. Uhura finds this fascinating.

AN: Written for the Merry Month of Masturbation challenge.

( She'd never had the chance to just observe the way his shoulders collapsed by just a fraction of an inch as he let out that first long, shuddering breath. )

Title: "Like Chewing on Pearls"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Kate
Rating: NC-17
Warning: edge play, breath play, consensual roleplay of non-consensual scenario
Summary: “Are you going to move?” he asks. She doesn’t think a real attacker would trust her to keep her word; she isn’t sure that Neal would if the circumstances were really dire.

AN: Written for ashcat as part of the Five Acts meme. The act was "edge play or breath play."

Title and cut text from "I Like It Rough" by Lady Gaga. Original title was "takeover."

( Your love is nothing I can't fight )

Title: "Done This Before"
Fandom: LOST (sixth season sideways universe)
Pairing: Kate/Sawyer
Rating: R, non-graphic sex and adult situations
Summary: James has never met the suspect before... she just has a familiar face.

AN: For aboutbunnies, for the Five Acts meme. The kink was "cops and/or fugitives; running from the law."

( I know my rights... I've done this before. )

Title: "Summer In The City (the Hallucinating You remix)"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Kate/Neal, Mozzie/Neal, Kate/Mozzie
Rating: R -- dark themes, implied sex. References to prison violence.
Summary: While Neal is in prison, Kate and Mozzie reach for each other.

AN: This is a remix of photoash's wonderful ficlet "Solace". I strongly recommend reading hers first -- it's amazing how much she fits into 500 words. Title and cut text from the Regina Spektor song of the same name.

( And I did feel like coming, but I also felt like crying. )

Title: "Living In A Den Of Thieves"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Alex/Neal/Kate
Rating: NC-17; explicit f/f/m threesome.
Content advisory: Lying, cheating, stealing. Unsafe sex, both physically and emotionally.
Summary: Alex smiles, but ignores him. She takes off her leather motorcycle jacket and drapes it over the arm of the sofa, and turns toward Kate, placing a hand on her upper arm."Kate," she asks, "have you ever had a threesome before?"

Title from "Us" by Regina Spektor.

( They'll name a city after us, and later say it's all our fault. )

Title: "I've Been Careless"
Fandom: White Collar
Characters and Pairings: Elizabeth, Kate, Peter, discussion of Neal/Kate and Elizabeth/Peter, possibly pre-OT4 if you like.
Rating: PG for crime talk
Summary: Kate comes to Elizabeth with her concerns about Neal's new life.
Spoilers: Through the very end of 1x07.
Disclaimer: You know the worst thing about fanfiction? You can't take credit for your work. ;)
A/N: I regret to inform you that this fic fails the Bechdel test like it's the Kobayashi Maru. I sort of think these characters deserve one that doesn't, so maybe someday soon I will write that one, too.

Title and inspiration from the song "Criminal" by Fiona Apple.

( I've been a bad, bad girl. )

Title: "Perks of the Job"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Spock/Uhura, Christine Chapel POV
Rating: PG (depiction of childbirth, imaginary-language swearing)
Summary: Christine just might have the toughest job on the Enterprise. But getting to help bring a new (mostly-human) life into the universe is the sort of thing that makes it worthwhile.
AN: Written for slyprentice on the kinkmeme, who was feeling discouraged about her attempts to become a nurse, and wanted some fluff.
AN II: I know that "Amanda Nichelle Spock," strictly speaking, makes no sense, but I'm taking as precedent one Mr. Hikaru Walter Sulu. (I almost went with Sanaa, for that one badass fic helens78 wrote about Nyota's grandmother, but I didn't want to go that meta-fandom for a tiny fluff ficlet.)
(Also the header is now about as long as the actual fic, and probably better-written...)

( My Klingon is somewhat out of practice, but I believe your patient may require another dose of painkillers. )

Title: "Completing the Look"/"A Friend You Haven't Met Yet"/"Get Me out of this Hellhole You Filthy Humans"
Fandom: Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Pairing: Billy/Penny
Rating: PG. Contains the words "crap" and "balls." (oops.)
Summary: Billy wants a cool new sidekick/accessory, but you can't always get what you want.
AN: Written for a prompt by helsmeta on comment_fic.

( Every evil genius has a pet cat. )