Captain, we've got blinkings and beepings!

Title: "Princess Peaseblossom"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing and Characters: Kirk/McCoy, Joanna, mentions of Winona
Rating: G
Summary: Leonard questions Jim's choice of bedtime stories.

AN: This is just a tiny bit of fluff I wrote as comment fic for minoanmiss, who was having A Day. Archiving it here out of, basically, sheer OCD.

( Jim smiled that kind of sheepish smile that made his dimples stand out and did unwelcome things to Leonard's critical reasoning skills. )

Title: "The City Comes Alive at Night"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: hoo boy... McCoy/Kirk, Pike/Chekov, Pike/Kirk, McCoy/Chekov
Rating: NC-17 -- explicit sex, consensual nonmonogamy, D/s and spanking, drinking, language, significant age difference
Summary: Pike and McCoy are good friends, and good friends share everything, right?
Word count: @3000
AN: From the kink meme prompt: "Pike/Chekov and McCOY/Kirk; but Pike and McCoy share their boys sometimes(Pike/Kirk ; McCoy/Chekov) and, on very special ocassions, Pike/McCoy Kirk/Chekov. I am guessing Academy!era so you can have them all in the same venue, anon ;)"

I had a lot of fun writing Pike's POV in this one.

( Pavel nodded, but his face looked very serious, probably to hide the part of his mind that was hoping for hot partner-swapping sex *and* a game of 3-D Catan. )

Title: "Perks of the Job"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Spock/Uhura, Christine Chapel POV
Rating: PG (depiction of childbirth, imaginary-language swearing)
Summary: Christine just might have the toughest job on the Enterprise. But getting to help bring a new (mostly-human) life into the universe is the sort of thing that makes it worthwhile.
AN: Written for slyprentice on the kinkmeme, who was feeling discouraged about her attempts to become a nurse, and wanted some fluff.
AN II: I know that "Amanda Nichelle Spock," strictly speaking, makes no sense, but I'm taking as precedent one Mr. Hikaru Walter Sulu. (I almost went with Sanaa, for that one badass fic helens78 wrote about Nyota's grandmother, but I didn't want to go that meta-fandom for a tiny fluff ficlet.)
(Also the header is now about as long as the actual fic, and probably better-written...)

( My Klingon is somewhat out of practice, but I believe your patient may require another dose of painkillers. )

The prompt was "as many cliches as you can fit in 100 words. Go!" This is my attempt. Contains references to familiar dubcon scenarios (sex pollen, sex or die, etc).

( and we're off! Time me. )

Title: "Maybe in Another Lifetime, or Five AUs Where Jim and Bones Loved Each Other, & One Where They Finally Admitted It."
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: R for language, sexual situations, and implied substance abuse and violence
Summary: Six mini AUs featuring all the ways that Jim and Bones show how much they really care: 1) buddy cop movie, 2) college fraternity, 3) Dungeons & Dragons, 4) steampunk airship crew, 5) political campaign, 6) NFL qb and coach.

AN: Someone on the kink meme requested more AUs with Kirk/McCoy, and I just sort of went crazy with it.

( Dammit, Jim! )

Update! This fic has a bonus outtake! With fan art by knightemplar