Captain, we've got blinkings and beepings!

Title: Three For The Road
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth
Rating: G
Summary: Neal's contract is up, and Peter and Elizabeth see him off.

AN: Written as a comment fic for elhriarhodan; cleaned up a bit to post here. She wanted "Peter and Neal kissing, or Neal and Elizabeth kissing, or even Satchmo kissing Neal," and seriously, how awesome a request is that? :D

( Satchmo knew what suitcases and taxis meant. )

Title: "Bang Bang"
Fandom: Kill Bill
Pairing: Beatrix/Vernita/Elle
Rating: NC-17, explicit sex and mentions of violence
Summary: It wasn't because we were killers.

AN: Written for rubynye, for the Five Acts meme. The act was "threesomes."

( But don't believe what you hear in the movies, boys and girls. )

Title: "Better To Beg Forgiveness Than To Ask Permission"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth
Rating: PG
Summary: from the prompt by sequinedfairy: Neal leaves notes for Peter and Elizabeth. Takes place over the course of an episode.

AN: I'm so, so, sorry, William Carlos Williams.

( This is just to say... )

Title: "Deceptively Yours"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth
Rating: PG-13 for kinky talk and makeouts
Summary: Elizabeth is just using Neal to make Peter jealous. Neal has no problem with that.
AN: Written as a comment fic for gyzym. I wasn't sure how to rate this -- it doesn't go past kissing, but it FEELS like porn.

( I bet the sex is amazing. )

Title: "Slinky!"
Alternate Title: "Captain, would it be possible for me to receive my pay in advance in order to purchase for her a form-fitting dress of highly reflective material?"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Uhura/Spock/Gaila
Rating: NC-17 -- explicit threesome sex with mild D/s and clothing fetish elements
Summary: Nyota hadn't thought of herself as sexually dominant before. She'd never tried dressing the part...

AN:I started writing this for for darkqueenakasha's prompt on the kink meme for "material kink" (leather, latex, rubber, etc), and I guess I got carried away...

( You look like royalty... really kinky royalty. )

Title: "Men of Our Words"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth (also Cruz makes an appearance, because I like her)
Rating: PG
Summary: from rubynye's prompt: "Elizabeth steals Neal's hat and offers to trade it for her husband. Neal accepts. Peter pretends grumpiness." More of my National Hat Day silliness.

"And we'll all be men of our words. Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." -- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

( Who puts emoticons in a ransom note? )