Captain, we've got blinkings and beepings!

Title: "The Red Box Job"
Fandom: Leverage
Characters: Hardison, Parker, Eliot
Rating: G
Summary: Hardison shares a gaming memory with his new party. Semi-sequel to "The Kobold Job."

AN: Written as comment fic for allandaros, who wanted "more Leverage D&D tales, possibly featuring older editions."

( Nana had shrugged her shoulders and said, Why not? )

Title: "Coincidence (the Tell Me More remix)"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters and Pairings: Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy/Chapel, Uhura, Gaila
Rating: R for explicit discussion of sex
Summary: Three conversations about Kirk, McCoy, and Chapel, and one between all three of them.

AN: This is a remix of velvetmouse's fabulous Chapel/Kirk/McCoy porn fest, "Coincidence." This one will make more sense if you read that one first. Written for Remix... Redux 2010.

( They were not in flagrante! They were just... necking. )

Title: "Truth and Consequences"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing/Characters: Mozzie, Neal
Rating: PG
Summary: Mozzie's first break-in was not his best work. Inspired by this New York Magazine item.

( Dude, really? I've never had a burglar before! )

Title: "Men of Our Words"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth (also Cruz makes an appearance, because I like her)
Rating: PG
Summary: from rubynye's prompt: "Elizabeth steals Neal's hat and offers to trade it for her husband. Neal accepts. Peter pretends grumpiness." More of my National Hat Day silliness.

"And we'll all be men of our words. Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." -- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

( Who puts emoticons in a ransom note? )

Title: "Chattering"
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: gen team!fic with some vague Parker/Hardison leanings
Rating: PG
Summary: In which Alec does not approve of Boston weather, Parker loves soft furry things, and Eliot lays down the law.
AN: From a comment prompt from arathesane calling for "Parker, Hardison and Eliot, and winter hats." She wanted silly. I have no problem with silly.

( Hardison, can I seriously hear your teeth chattering? )

Title: "Sometimes You Just Want To Be A Person"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairings/Characters: gen, bridge crew
Rating: PG-13 for a lot of sex jokes
Summary: Being known as a pan-galactic sex god gets a little old sometimes.
Author's Note: I wrote this for Joy based on shared personal experience. It is pure silliness.

( Well, Mr. Sulu, it's a tight fit, but I think you can handle it. Right? )

So apparently the political AU is actually becoming... a thing. IDK. I have so much stuff to work on but all I want to write is the adventures of Pavel the Intern getting swept up in the wide-eyed idealistic craziness of the Kirk/Spock presidential campaign.

This is a draft of the beginning. I'm probably going to clean it up a bit, but I want to start posting so people can help me brainstorm a bit. I basically have no idea what I'm doing.

I'm not doing a header for this post because IDEK what it is, but in terms of ratings/warnings I would say it's basically harmless. Very mild swearing and snarking. Also there are hints of Chekov/Sulu in here, in a one-sided crush kind of way. I think it's going to stay that way the whole time to avoid making the only openly gay character look creepy.

Pls to be offering feedback and concrit if you are so inclined. I am sort of excited about writing this but right now there are a lot of blank spaces where I don't know what to do...

( Don't tell me the poll numbers! )

Previous parts in this AU:
"Maybe In Another Lifetime,"
"Running Mate"
Fanart for this AU by knightemplar: "Yeah, I'm starting to see the problem."

Title: "Maybe in Another Lifetime, or Five AUs Where Jim and Bones Loved Each Other, & One Where They Finally Admitted It."
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: R for language, sexual situations, and implied substance abuse and violence
Summary: Six mini AUs featuring all the ways that Jim and Bones show how much they really care: 1) buddy cop movie, 2) college fraternity, 3) Dungeons & Dragons, 4) steampunk airship crew, 5) political campaign, 6) NFL qb and coach.

AN: Someone on the kink meme requested more AUs with Kirk/McCoy, and I just sort of went crazy with it.

( Dammit, Jim! )

Update! This fic has a bonus outtake! With fan art by knightemplar

Title: "Whistle While You Work"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: PG
Summary: Spock wonders why Sulu seems so pleased with himself.

(this is a tiny and ridiculous misplaced-comment-fic from the Kink Meme. Somebody misplaced the comment "Thank you for sending me off to work with a smile. A huge, honking, I'm-going-to-be-thinking-about-this-all-day smile. With an occasional giggle, even. But no way in hell am I going to try to explain it." And I sort of ran with it. Only like 200 words, hopefully kind of funny.)


( Of course, Spock was familiar with the Terran expression  )

Title: "My Reach Is Global"
Fandom: Death Note
Pairing: L/Light, sort of?
Rating: PG
Summary: L needs a vacation; Light just needs a reality check.

( I can lead a nation with a microphone, and I can see your face on the telephone... )