Captain, we've got blinkings and beepings!

Title: "Slinky!"
Alternate Title: "Captain, would it be possible for me to receive my pay in advance in order to purchase for her a form-fitting dress of highly reflective material?"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Uhura/Spock/Gaila
Rating: NC-17 -- explicit threesome sex with mild D/s and clothing fetish elements
Summary: Nyota hadn't thought of herself as sexually dominant before. She'd never tried dressing the part...

AN:I started writing this for for darkqueenakasha's prompt on the kink meme for "material kink" (leather, latex, rubber, etc), and I guess I got carried away...

( You look like royalty... really kinky royalty. )

Title: "Perks of the Job"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Spock/Uhura, Christine Chapel POV
Rating: PG (depiction of childbirth, imaginary-language swearing)
Summary: Christine just might have the toughest job on the Enterprise. But getting to help bring a new (mostly-human) life into the universe is the sort of thing that makes it worthwhile.
AN: Written for slyprentice on the kinkmeme, who was feeling discouraged about her attempts to become a nurse, and wanted some fluff.
AN II: I know that "Amanda Nichelle Spock," strictly speaking, makes no sense, but I'm taking as precedent one Mr. Hikaru Walter Sulu. (I almost went with Sanaa, for that one badass fic helens78 wrote about Nyota's grandmother, but I didn't want to go that meta-fandom for a tiny fluff ficlet.)
(Also the header is now about as long as the actual fic, and probably better-written...)

( My Klingon is somewhat out of practice, but I believe your patient may require another dose of painkillers. )

The prompt was "as many cliches as you can fit in 100 words. Go!" This is my attempt. Contains references to familiar dubcon scenarios (sex pollen, sex or die, etc).

( and we're off! Time me. )

Title: "Whistle While You Work"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: PG
Summary: Spock wonders why Sulu seems so pleased with himself.

(this is a tiny and ridiculous misplaced-comment-fic from the Kink Meme. Somebody misplaced the comment "Thank you for sending me off to work with a smile. A huge, honking, I'm-going-to-be-thinking-about-this-all-day smile. With an occasional giggle, even. But no way in hell am I going to try to explain it." And I sort of ran with it. Only like 200 words, hopefully kind of funny.)


( Of course, Spock was familiar with the Terran expression  )