Captain, we've got blinkings and beepings!

Title: "Deceptively Yours"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth
Rating: PG-13 for kinky talk and makeouts
Summary: Elizabeth is just using Neal to make Peter jealous. Neal has no problem with that.
AN: Written as a comment fic for gyzym. I wasn't sure how to rate this -- it doesn't go past kissing, but it FEELS like porn.

( I bet the sex is amazing. )

Title: "Slinky!"
Alternate Title: "Captain, would it be possible for me to receive my pay in advance in order to purchase for her a form-fitting dress of highly reflective material?"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Uhura/Spock/Gaila
Rating: NC-17 -- explicit threesome sex with mild D/s and clothing fetish elements
Summary: Nyota hadn't thought of herself as sexually dominant before. She'd never tried dressing the part...

AN:I started writing this for for darkqueenakasha's prompt on the kink meme for "material kink" (leather, latex, rubber, etc), and I guess I got carried away...

( You look like royalty... really kinky royalty. )

Title: "Men of Our Words"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth (also Cruz makes an appearance, because I like her)
Rating: PG
Summary: from rubynye's prompt: "Elizabeth steals Neal's hat and offers to trade it for her husband. Neal accepts. Peter pretends grumpiness." More of my National Hat Day silliness.

"And we'll all be men of our words. Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." -- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

( Who puts emoticons in a ransom note? )

Title: "Sentimental"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Jim Kirk/Gaila
Rating: PG, no warnings apply
Summary: Gaila helps Jim do some unpacking.
AN: I took hat-themed prompts for National Hat Day because I am just that eccentric. This was originally for rubynye's prompt "Jim picks out a hat for Gaila, who finds the concept weird." But then it went off in its own direction.

I imagine the "Cadet cap" as looking a lot like this.

( Sex and friendship seemed to intersect in such strange ways on this campus. )

Title: "Just Like Everyone Else Does"
Fandom: White Collar
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, implied Neal/Peter/Elizabeth
Rating: G, no warnings apply; mild angst
Summary: Mozzie can see where this is headed. For a comment fic prompt by
Note: This was originally titled "Needs and Wants" when I posted it on LJ, but then it occurred to me that I might as well stick with my running theme of Morrissey quotes for WC fic titles. Coming up next: "The Last of the Famous International Playboys."

( Mozzie has learned not to need a lot of things in life. )

Title: "Symbolic"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: PG-13 for an implied sexual situation
Summary: Chekov is confused by Sulu's tattoo. Say that three times fast! :p
AN: Just a very tiny little bit of fluff for the kink meme.

( It doesn't look like a flower... )

Title: "The City Comes Alive at Night"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: hoo boy... McCoy/Kirk, Pike/Chekov, Pike/Kirk, McCoy/Chekov
Rating: NC-17 -- explicit sex, consensual nonmonogamy, D/s and spanking, drinking, language, significant age difference
Summary: Pike and McCoy are good friends, and good friends share everything, right?
Word count: @3000
AN: From the kink meme prompt: "Pike/Chekov and McCOY/Kirk; but Pike and McCoy share their boys sometimes(Pike/Kirk ; McCoy/Chekov) and, on very special ocassions, Pike/McCoy Kirk/Chekov. I am guessing Academy!era so you can have them all in the same venue, anon ;)"

I had a lot of fun writing Pike's POV in this one.

( Pavel nodded, but his face looked very serious, probably to hide the part of his mind that was hoping for hot partner-swapping sex *and* a game of 3-D Catan. )

Title: "Perks of the Job"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Spock/Uhura, Christine Chapel POV
Rating: PG (depiction of childbirth, imaginary-language swearing)
Summary: Christine just might have the toughest job on the Enterprise. But getting to help bring a new (mostly-human) life into the universe is the sort of thing that makes it worthwhile.
AN: Written for slyprentice on the kinkmeme, who was feeling discouraged about her attempts to become a nurse, and wanted some fluff.
AN II: I know that "Amanda Nichelle Spock," strictly speaking, makes no sense, but I'm taking as precedent one Mr. Hikaru Walter Sulu. (I almost went with Sanaa, for that one badass fic helens78 wrote about Nyota's grandmother, but I didn't want to go that meta-fandom for a tiny fluff ficlet.)
(Also the header is now about as long as the actual fic, and probably better-written...)

( My Klingon is somewhat out of practice, but I believe your patient may require another dose of painkillers. )