Captain, we've got blinkings and beepings!

Title: "Princess Peaseblossom"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing and Characters: Kirk/McCoy, Joanna, mentions of Winona
Rating: G
Summary: Leonard questions Jim's choice of bedtime stories.

AN: This is just a tiny bit of fluff I wrote as comment fic for minoanmiss, who was having A Day. Archiving it here out of, basically, sheer OCD.

( Jim smiled that kind of sheepish smile that made his dimples stand out and did unwelcome things to Leonard's critical reasoning skills. )

Title: "Merry Christmas, Your Ass"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13, language, lots of drunkenness, run-ins with the law
Wordcount: 3,500
Summary: Kirk and McCoy spend Christmas Eve in the drunk tank. Inspired by "Fairytale of New York" by the Pogues and Kirsty MacColl.

( Jim was fuzzy on the details. He remembered the big fancy party with those ambassadors, and the hot, spicy drinks that the serving girls kept bringing around in great big steaming mugs, and then... )

Title: "Sometimes You Just Want To Be A Person"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairings/Characters: gen, bridge crew
Rating: PG-13 for a lot of sex jokes
Summary: Being known as a pan-galactic sex god gets a little old sometimes.
Author's Note: I wrote this for Joy based on shared personal experience. It is pure silliness.

( Well, Mr. Sulu, it's a tight fit, but I think you can handle it. Right? )

Title: "Two Tickets"
Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG (brief mentions of violence)
Summary: Even future starship captains have bad days.
AN: andhopeto wanted McCoy comforting Kirk after a "terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day" at the Academy. I originally typed and posted this from my phone (I was traveling, and bored), and it was kind of hilariously typo-ridden. But I think the sentiment was there.

( That bad, huh, kid? )

Title: "Extreeeeme!"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Sulu + Kirk friendship
Rating: PG -- language, grown men risking their necks for no good reason
Summary: What do you do to take a break from constant stress, chaos and danger? Obviously, extreme sports!
AN: For sloth. She wanted "Sulu and Kirk as adrenaline-fueled bffs." Thanks for the idea, bb!

( wheeeeeeee! )

So apparently the political AU is actually becoming... a thing. IDK. I have so much stuff to work on but all I want to write is the adventures of Pavel the Intern getting swept up in the wide-eyed idealistic craziness of the Kirk/Spock presidential campaign.

This is a draft of the beginning. I'm probably going to clean it up a bit, but I want to start posting so people can help me brainstorm a bit. I basically have no idea what I'm doing.

I'm not doing a header for this post because IDEK what it is, but in terms of ratings/warnings I would say it's basically harmless. Very mild swearing and snarking. Also there are hints of Chekov/Sulu in here, in a one-sided crush kind of way. I think it's going to stay that way the whole time to avoid making the only openly gay character look creepy.

Pls to be offering feedback and concrit if you are so inclined. I am sort of excited about writing this but right now there are a lot of blank spaces where I don't know what to do...

( Don't tell me the poll numbers! )

Previous parts in this AU:
"Maybe In Another Lifetime,"
"Running Mate"
Fanart for this AU by knightemplar: "Yeah, I'm starting to see the problem."

Title: "Maybe in Another Lifetime, or Five AUs Where Jim and Bones Loved Each Other, & One Where They Finally Admitted It."
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: R for language, sexual situations, and implied substance abuse and violence
Summary: Six mini AUs featuring all the ways that Jim and Bones show how much they really care: 1) buddy cop movie, 2) college fraternity, 3) Dungeons & Dragons, 4) steampunk airship crew, 5) political campaign, 6) NFL qb and coach.

AN: Someone on the kink meme requested more AUs with Kirk/McCoy, and I just sort of went crazy with it.

( Dammit, Jim! )

Update! This fic has a bonus outtake! With fan art by knightemplar