Captain, we've got blinkings and beepings!

Title: "Crime Family"
Fandom: White Collar
Characters/Pairings: Alex, Neal, Mozzie, Kate. bits of Alex/Neal and Kate/Neal, but mostly gen fluff.
Rating: G
Summary: The gang gets together after a very long day.

AN: for tigerbright.

( The day I told my parents I'd dropped out of Columbia, I baked about four hundred cupcakes. )

Title: "Shelter From The Storm"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Mozzie/Neal
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Underage sexuality, guilty!wanking
Summary: Mozzie can't bring himself to take advantage of the kid... or to stop thinking about it.

AN: For MMoM day two. Don't worry, there will be some more requited M/N later in the month! This was inspired by a conversation with ashcat about the early days of their relationship. Title and cut text from Bob Dylan.

( Beauty walks a razor's edge, someday I'll make it mine. )

Title: "If I Had Your Faith"
Fandom: Leverage/White Collar crossover
Pairing: Alec Hardison/Neal Caffrey
Rating: NC-17
Warning: BDSM (electricity play)
Summary: When Hardison finds a toy that Parker and Eliot are both scared of, he calls on an old friend to assist in his experiments.

AN: For hoosierbitch, for the Five Acts meme. The kink is "Hardcore BDSM -- electricity." I hope this is hardcore enough for you! Like all of my kink fics, it ended up being more about the mind!fuck than the, um, actual fuck.

( Snap, crackle, pop. )

Title: "Better To Beg Forgiveness Than To Ask Permission"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth
Rating: PG
Summary: from the prompt by sequinedfairy: Neal leaves notes for Peter and Elizabeth. Takes place over the course of an episode.

AN: I'm so, so, sorry, William Carlos Williams.

( This is just to say... )

Title: "Summer In The City (the Hallucinating You remix)"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Kate/Neal, Mozzie/Neal, Kate/Mozzie
Rating: R -- dark themes, implied sex. References to prison violence.
Summary: While Neal is in prison, Kate and Mozzie reach for each other.

AN: This is a remix of photoash's wonderful ficlet "Solace". I strongly recommend reading hers first -- it's amazing how much she fits into 500 words. Title and cut text from the Regina Spektor song of the same name.

( And I did feel like coming, but I also felt like crying. )

Title: "Not Gonna Let You Run"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Mozzie/Neal
Rating: Hard R -- bondage, BDSM relationship, um... no actual sex. Sorry.
Summary: Mozzie and Neal play with limits. And rope.
AN: For speccygeekgrrl, who is awesome. Title and cut text from "Lovers' Day" by TV On The Radio, which is the best song in the world.

( Give me the keys to your hiding place, I'm not gonna tear it apart. )

Title: "Hotel Song (dear dear friend)"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Peter/Neal
Rating: R for sexual innuendo
Summmary: "I am not having phone sex with you. I'm hanging up now, to go arrest you." (pre-series Peter/Neal chasing games)

AN: For gyzym.

( Come into my world, I've got to show, show, show you... )

Title: "The Letter"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: past Neal/Kate
Spoilers/warnings: Through 1x14 "Out Of The Box." Angst.
Summary: It was all one message all along, drawn out across layers of codes and palimpsests, and whatever else it might have said, the first and most important meaning was come get me. I need you. Be here. Come home.

AN: Written in memory of Alex Chilton, singer and guitarist for The Box Tops and Big Star; inspired by "The Letter" by the Box Tops.

( Wrote me a letter, said she couldn't live without me no more. )

Title: "Living In A Den Of Thieves"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Alex/Neal/Kate
Rating: NC-17; explicit f/f/m threesome.
Content advisory: Lying, cheating, stealing. Unsafe sex, both physically and emotionally.
Summary: Alex smiles, but ignores him. She takes off her leather motorcycle jacket and drapes it over the arm of the sofa, and turns toward Kate, placing a hand on her upper arm."Kate," she asks, "have you ever had a threesome before?"

Title from "Us" by Regina Spektor.

( They'll name a city after us, and later say it's all our fault. )

Title: "Men of Our Words"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth (also Cruz makes an appearance, because I like her)
Rating: PG
Summary: from rubynye's prompt: "Elizabeth steals Neal's hat and offers to trade it for her husband. Neal accepts. Peter pretends grumpiness." More of my National Hat Day silliness.

"And we'll all be men of our words. Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." -- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

( Who puts emoticons in a ransom note? )