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asimaiyatTitle: "Google 'Bisexuality'
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Alec/Eliot
Rating: PG-13 for raunchy humor
Summary: Alec is confused by Eliot's, um, hard drive.
A/N: written for toestastegood's prompt "Eliot/Hardison, bisexuality," on comment_fic. Ignore the fact that in my other A/E fics, Alec is bi and Eliot is gay. This is, like, an AU or something.
"Dude, what is this? 250 gigs of... Samantha Gage? Misty Monday? 'Everything's Bigger in Texas'?"
"I said you could use my network to check your email, not do a recon job on my hard drive. And speaking of hard, are you planning on coming back to bed anytime soon? Because I'm, yknow, not done with you yet.... obviously."
"Sorry, man, but when you just leave things out in the open like that, you can't really blame me."
"I s'pose changing my password wouldn't stop you."
"Not really." Alec spun around in his chair and gave an expansive shrug. "I mean, it's not that I have a problem with you having some quality multimedia entertainment. I just sort of assumed that, well, since we... I thought you'd have different taste. In naked people."
"Maybe while you're there, you should google 'bisexuality.'" Eliot laughed to play off the fact that he could tell he was blushing -- he was still getting used to being in a zero-privacy relationship. He grabbed one of Hardison's hands off of the arm of the chair, and yanked him up into a demanding kiss.
"Hey, easy there. I'm not saying I mind sharing you with the ladies!"
"Wait, who said anything about sharing?" Nibble, bite. "Looking is NOT the same as sharing." He backed Hardison against the nearest wall, and then pulled back to share a conspiratorial smile.
"But while you're spying on me, you should grab a copy of that 'Everything's Bigger in Texas' video. It's probably more up your alley than you think..."
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Alec/Eliot
Rating: PG-13 for raunchy humor
Summary: Alec is confused by Eliot's, um, hard drive.
A/N: written for toestastegood's prompt "Eliot/Hardison, bisexuality," on comment_fic. Ignore the fact that in my other A/E fics, Alec is bi and Eliot is gay. This is, like, an AU or something.
"Dude, what is this? 250 gigs of... Samantha Gage? Misty Monday? 'Everything's Bigger in Texas'?"
"I said you could use my network to check your email, not do a recon job on my hard drive. And speaking of hard, are you planning on coming back to bed anytime soon? Because I'm, yknow, not done with you yet.... obviously."
"Sorry, man, but when you just leave things out in the open like that, you can't really blame me."
"I s'pose changing my password wouldn't stop you."
"Not really." Alec spun around in his chair and gave an expansive shrug. "I mean, it's not that I have a problem with you having some quality multimedia entertainment. I just sort of assumed that, well, since we... I thought you'd have different taste. In naked people."
"Maybe while you're there, you should google 'bisexuality.'" Eliot laughed to play off the fact that he could tell he was blushing -- he was still getting used to being in a zero-privacy relationship. He grabbed one of Hardison's hands off of the arm of the chair, and yanked him up into a demanding kiss.
"Hey, easy there. I'm not saying I mind sharing you with the ladies!"
"Wait, who said anything about sharing?" Nibble, bite. "Looking is NOT the same as sharing." He backed Hardison against the nearest wall, and then pulled back to share a conspiratorial smile.
"But while you're spying on me, you should grab a copy of that 'Everything's Bigger in Texas' video. It's probably more up your alley than you think..."