Title: "Men of Our Words"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth (also Cruz makes an appearance, because I like her)
Rating: PG
Summary: from rubynye's prompt: "Elizabeth steals Neal's hat and offers to trade it for her husband. Neal accepts. Peter pretends grumpiness." More of my National Hat Day silliness.

"And we'll all be men of our words. Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." -- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

( Who puts emoticons in a ransom note? )