Entry tags:
- fanfic,
- firefly,
- humor,
- kaylee/inara,
- kaylee/simon,
- porn,
- r
Firefly, "Found Out," Kaylee/Simon (Kaylee/Inara), R
Title: "Found Out"
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Kaylee/Simon, mostly
Rating: R for sexual content
Summary: Kaylee and Simon finally get some action, but Serenity has thin walls
AN: from a prompt by atomic89. This little fic ended up reallyslutty polyamorous because it was supposed to be Kaylee/Simon but I sort of veered into Kaylee/Inara territory -- and then a little bit into Mal/Simon territory at the end...
Inara usually prides herself on her discretion, but there's something about Kaylee that makes it hard to avoid a little tease.
"So, I hope last night was enjoyable for you."
"Last night?" Kaylee blushed the color of strawberries. "I don't rightly know what you're talking about."
"Oh, so it wasn't you I heard in the throes of passion with a certain very handsome doctor?" Inara couldn't help giggling at her friend's face, which was somewhere between embarrassed and gloating.
"I, uh, well... you might say it went well. For me, anyway. I think I wore him plum out."
Both women laughed. "Alright, that settles it. Meet me in my shuttle, I'll pour us each a glass of wine, and you're going to tell me everything."
--
"Well, you know the Doctor was feeling kind of put out yesterday, on account of his sister causing trouble again and everything. I just wanted to make him smile again, yknow? So, well, don't tell the Captain, but I had a couple of bottles of moonshine stashed away in my room, and I asked him if he wanted to split one. No surprise, he didn't particularly want to. Said that stuff'll kill me. But he did seem to like it when I gave him a little shoulder-rub. He kind of opened up a little, and he said sometimes he feels like everyone would be happier if he and his sister were just somewhere else, and I said I wouldn't be happier. And he asked me why, and, well, that was when I kissed him." Kaylee smirked a little at the memory.
"And?"
"And, well, I kissed him just the way you showed me. With all the nibbling and sucking and... you know. And then, well, he changed his mind about wanting to come back to my room."
Inara grinned. "That technique always works. What about the rest of what I taught you?"
Kaylee's eyes widened. "I swear, 'Nara, I owe you. I used that scarf you gave me, the real silky one, and I tied his hands to the bedpost and rode him like a rodeo pony... it was good. He couldn't talk for like ten minutes afterward."
"I could tell it was good. You're not exactly the quiet, demure type, are you?"
"Er... I guess not."
"No, that's good. Men like that. Just... maybe try to keep it down next time. If the Captain had heard instead of me, he'd be making Simon's life very difficult about now."
"I... uh... he did ask to see the doctor on the bridge a few minutes ago."
Inara's jaw dropped. "We'd better run, we don't have that much time!" They left the bottle of wine open on the table...
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Kaylee/Simon, mostly
Rating: R for sexual content
Summary: Kaylee and Simon finally get some action, but Serenity has thin walls
AN: from a prompt by atomic89. This little fic ended up really
Inara usually prides herself on her discretion, but there's something about Kaylee that makes it hard to avoid a little tease.
"So, I hope last night was enjoyable for you."
"Last night?" Kaylee blushed the color of strawberries. "I don't rightly know what you're talking about."
"Oh, so it wasn't you I heard in the throes of passion with a certain very handsome doctor?" Inara couldn't help giggling at her friend's face, which was somewhere between embarrassed and gloating.
"I, uh, well... you might say it went well. For me, anyway. I think I wore him plum out."
Both women laughed. "Alright, that settles it. Meet me in my shuttle, I'll pour us each a glass of wine, and you're going to tell me everything."
--
"Well, you know the Doctor was feeling kind of put out yesterday, on account of his sister causing trouble again and everything. I just wanted to make him smile again, yknow? So, well, don't tell the Captain, but I had a couple of bottles of moonshine stashed away in my room, and I asked him if he wanted to split one. No surprise, he didn't particularly want to. Said that stuff'll kill me. But he did seem to like it when I gave him a little shoulder-rub. He kind of opened up a little, and he said sometimes he feels like everyone would be happier if he and his sister were just somewhere else, and I said I wouldn't be happier. And he asked me why, and, well, that was when I kissed him." Kaylee smirked a little at the memory.
"And?"
"And, well, I kissed him just the way you showed me. With all the nibbling and sucking and... you know. And then, well, he changed his mind about wanting to come back to my room."
Inara grinned. "That technique always works. What about the rest of what I taught you?"
Kaylee's eyes widened. "I swear, 'Nara, I owe you. I used that scarf you gave me, the real silky one, and I tied his hands to the bedpost and rode him like a rodeo pony... it was good. He couldn't talk for like ten minutes afterward."
"I could tell it was good. You're not exactly the quiet, demure type, are you?"
"Er... I guess not."
"No, that's good. Men like that. Just... maybe try to keep it down next time. If the Captain had heard instead of me, he'd be making Simon's life very difficult about now."
"I... uh... he did ask to see the doctor on the bridge a few minutes ago."
Inara's jaw dropped. "We'd better run, we don't have that much time!" They left the bottle of wine open on the table...
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