AN: The comment_fic comm on LJ had a day of three-sentence drabbles, and, um, it's hard to write just one! But it seemed silly to make a separate entry for each one, so here they are.

( Lost, Daniel/Juliet, fidelity -- prompt by toestastegood )

( Leverage/Dexter, Parker/Deb, morning after -- prompt by oteap )

( RPS, Colbert Report/Daily Show, Jon/Stephen, off script -- prompt by yoruichiyoshi12 )

Title: Lies and Delusions
Fandom: Dexter
Pairing: Maybe kind of Dexter/Doakes? If you squint.
Rating: PG-13 for language
Summary: Doakes isn't about to let Dexter screw with his head... but when you're left alone long enough, sometimes your head doesn't need any help with that...
AN: This is a tiny drabble for the now-defunct serial_drabbles challenge comm. The challenge was "Lies." GeLishan was my lovely beta.

( It was a lie. Just three words meant to fuck with James, to throw him off his game. )