Captain, we've got blinkings and beepings!

Star Trek XI, "Slinky!" Uhura/Spock/Gaila, NC-17, kinky smut

2010-03-04T18:23:16Z

Title: "Slinky!"
Alternate Title: "Captain, would it be possible for me to receive my pay in advance in order to purchase for her a form-fitting dress of highly reflective material?"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Uhura/Spock/Gaila
Rating: NC-17 -- explicit threesome sex with mild D/s and clothing fetish elements
Summary: Nyota hadn't thought of herself as sexually dominant before. She'd never tried dressing the part...

AN:I started writing this for for darkqueenakasha's prompt on the kink meme for "material kink" (leather, latex, rubber, etc), and I guess I got carried away...

( You look like royalty... really kinky royalty. )

White Collar, "Love Walked In," Neal/Peter/Elizabeth, PG-13

2010-03-04T18:17:33Z

Title: "Love Walked In (or, five things that didn't work, and one that did)"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The one where Neal tries really, really hard to impress the Burkes.

AN: This story was inspired by the Celtic myth of Lugh at the Gate. Thanks to joy_shines for inspiration!

( Surely they would come to realize that without him, they were simply missing out. )

White Collar, "Men of our Words," Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, PG, silly ficlet

2010-01-20T09:23:20Z

Title: "Men of Our Words"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Neal/Peter/Elizabeth (also Cruz makes an appearance, because I like her)
Rating: PG
Summary: from rubynye's prompt: "Elizabeth steals Neal's hat and offers to trade it for her husband. Neal accepts. Peter pretends grumpiness." More of my National Hat Day silliness.

"And we'll all be men of our words. Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." -- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

( Who puts emoticons in a ransom note? )

Dancing With The Stars RPS, "First Class," Len + Bruno friendship, PG

2010-01-20T09:05:12Z

Title: "First Class"
Fandom: Dancing With The Stars RPS
Characters/Pairings: Len Goodman, Bruno Tonioli, friendship fic
Rating: PG, drinking and racy humor
Summary: Len and Bruno are stuck with each other... at least until the snow melts.
AN: Written for Yuletide 2009 for beedekka. I'm a big fan of DwtS, but I'd never thought of writing fic for it until I got the assignment.

( But that's so picturesque! )

White Collar, "I've Been Careless," Kate and Elizabeth, PG, friendship and character study

2010-01-13T06:48:44Z

Title: "I've Been Careless"
Fandom: White Collar
Characters and Pairings: Elizabeth, Kate, Peter, discussion of Neal/Kate and Elizabeth/Peter, possibly pre-OT4 if you like.
Rating: PG for crime talk
Summary: Kate comes to Elizabeth with her concerns about Neal's new life.
Spoilers: Through the very end of 1x07.
Disclaimer: You know the worst thing about fanfiction? You can't take credit for your work. ;)
A/N: I regret to inform you that this fic fails the Bechdel test like it's the Kobayashi Maru. I sort of think these characters deserve one that doesn't, so maybe someday soon I will write that one, too.

Title and inspiration from the song "Criminal" by Fiona Apple.

( I've been a bad, bad girl. )

Leverage, "Chattering," gen humor ficlet, PG

2010-01-13T06:31:55Z

Title: "Chattering"
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: gen team!fic with some vague Parker/Hardison leanings
Rating: PG
Summary: In which Alec does not approve of Boston weather, Parker loves soft furry things, and Eliot lays down the law.
AN: From a comment prompt from arathesane calling for "Parker, Hardison and Eliot, and winter hats." She wanted silly. I have no problem with silly.

( Hardison, can I seriously hear your teeth chattering? )

Star Trek XI, "Sentimental," Jim/Gaila, PG, ficlet

2010-01-12T07:08:01Z

Title: "Sentimental"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Jim Kirk/Gaila
Rating: PG, no warnings apply
Summary: Gaila helps Jim do some unpacking.
AN: I took hat-themed prompts for National Hat Day because I am just that eccentric. This was originally for rubynye's prompt "Jim picks out a hat for Gaila, who finds the concept weird." But then it went off in its own direction.

I imagine the "Cadet cap" as looking a lot like this.

( Sex and friendship seemed to intersect in such strange ways on this campus. )

Star Trek XI, "Feed a Cold," pre-George/Winona/Pike, h/c comment ficlet

2009-12-28T08:41:42Z

Title: "Feed a Cold"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: pre-OT3 George/Winona/Pike
Rating: G
Summary: George brings company home for dinner. Winona takes pity.
Note: Tiny comment ficlet written very quickly for possibly_thrice because she was sick. Feel better soon, bb!

( It wasn't hard to guess who George was mostly-carrying in, despite his identity being obscured by George's oversized hooded coat, which he was swaddled in. )

White Collar, "Just Like Everyone Else Does," Mozzie, ficlet

2009-12-28T08:30:19Z

Title: "Just Like Everyone Else Does"
Fandom: White Collar
Characters/Pairings: Mozzie, implied Neal/Peter/Elizabeth
Rating: G, no warnings apply; mild angst
Summary: Mozzie can see where this is headed. For a comment fic prompt by
Note: This was originally titled "Needs and Wants" when I posted it on LJ, but then it occurred to me that I might as well stick with my running theme of Morrissey quotes for WC fic titles. Coming up next: "The Last of the Famous International Playboys."

( Mozzie has learned not to need a lot of things in life. )

Star Trek XI, "Merry Christmas, Your Ass," Kirk/McCoy, holiday fic

2009-12-28T08:24:51Z

Title: "Merry Christmas, Your Ass"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13, language, lots of drunkenness, run-ins with the law
Wordcount: 3,500
Summary: Kirk and McCoy spend Christmas Eve in the drunk tank. Inspired by "Fairytale of New York" by the Pogues and Kirsty MacColl.

( Jim was fuzzy on the details. He remembered the big fancy party with those ambassadors, and the hot, spicy drinks that the serving girls kept bringing around in great big steaming mugs, and then... )

White Collar, "Ask Me I Won't Say No (How Could I?)," Peter/Neal, NC-17, kink

2009-12-14T23:40:42Z

Title: "Ask Me I Won't Say No (How Could I?)"
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing: Peter/Neal
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sex
Words: @2,400
Summary: for the kink meme prompt: "Peter has all the power in the relationship, so Neal has to beg for what he wants. Neal is okay with this."
AN: The Pretenders by Ibsen is about a talented young man who becomes king at the start of the play, and has his crown taken from him by a rival. Making pretentious cultural references -- it's what I do.

The title is from "Ask" by The Smiths.

( If you don't, I'll... be sad. And resentful. )

Star Trek XI, "Symbolic," Sulu/Chekov, PG-13, fluff, drabble

2009-12-14T23:34:18Z

Title: "Symbolic"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov
Rating: PG-13 for an implied sexual situation
Summary: Chekov is confused by Sulu's tattoo. Say that three times fast! :p
AN: Just a very tiny little bit of fluff for the kink meme.

( It doesn't look like a flower... )

Star Trek XI, "Friend Is A Four-Letter Word," mirror universe Chekov/Sulu, non-con, darkfic

2009-10-15T19:31:45Z

Title: "Friend is a Four-Letter Word"
Fandom: Star Trek XI, mirror universe
Pairing: Chekov/Sulu
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: stalking, rape, sexual horror
Summary: Pavel wants Lieutenant Sulu to want him... but of course, you can't always get what you want.
Word count: @ 8,000 total.
Author's note: for a prompt on the ISS Kink Meme by rubynye, who said "In regular Trek fics, people stumble on sex pollen. In the Mirror Universe, I imagine that it would be used as a weapon..."

Also, this is very long, and very dark. I would have organized it better for multiple posts, but mirror!Pavel is a bossy narrator, and he wanted the short, tidy sections with the roman numerals. Mirror!people can be real dicks.

( To feel like if you can't fuck someone, you're going to die right on the spot.... I can't quite imagine what it must be like. )

Star Trek XI, "The City Comes Alive at Night," Pike/Kirk/McCoy/Chekov, N-17, smut

2009-09-09T21:31:06Z

Title: "The City Comes Alive at Night"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: hoo boy... McCoy/Kirk, Pike/Chekov, Pike/Kirk, McCoy/Chekov
Rating: NC-17 -- explicit sex, consensual nonmonogamy, D/s and spanking, drinking, language, significant age difference
Summary: Pike and McCoy are good friends, and good friends share everything, right?
Word count: @3000
AN: From the kink meme prompt: "Pike/Chekov and McCOY/Kirk; but Pike and McCoy share their boys sometimes(Pike/Kirk ; McCoy/Chekov) and, on very special ocassions, Pike/McCoy Kirk/Chekov. I am guessing Academy!era so you can have them all in the same venue, anon ;)"

I had a lot of fun writing Pike's POV in this one.

( Pavel nodded, but his face looked very serious, probably to hide the part of his mind that was hoping for hot partner-swapping sex *and* a game of 3-D Catan. )

Star Trek Xi, "Two Tickets," Kirk/McCoy, PG

2009-08-29T21:05:54Z

Title: "Two Tickets"
Fandom: Star Trek
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG (brief mentions of violence)
Summary: Even future starship captains have bad days.
AN: andhopeto wanted McCoy comforting Kirk after a "terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day" at the Academy. I originally typed and posted this from my phone (I was traveling, and bored), and it was kind of hilariously typo-ridden. But I think the sentiment was there.

( That bad, huh, kid? )

Star Trek XI, "Perks of the Job," Spock/Uhura, Chapel, McCoy, PG, baby!fic

2009-08-29T20:47:16Z

Title: "Perks of the Job"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Spock/Uhura, Christine Chapel POV
Rating: PG (depiction of childbirth, imaginary-language swearing)
Summary: Christine just might have the toughest job on the Enterprise. But getting to help bring a new (mostly-human) life into the universe is the sort of thing that makes it worthwhile.
AN: Written for slyprentice on the kinkmeme, who was feeling discouraged about her attempts to become a nurse, and wanted some fluff.
AN II: I know that "Amanda Nichelle Spock," strictly speaking, makes no sense, but I'm taking as precedent one Mr. Hikaru Walter Sulu. (I almost went with Sanaa, for that one badass fic helens78 wrote about Nyota's grandmother, but I didn't want to go that meta-fandom for a tiny fluff ficlet.)
(Also the header is now about as long as the actual fic, and probably better-written...)

( My Klingon is somewhat out of practice, but I believe your patient may require another dose of painkillers. )

The "You Should Write" meme: my thread

2009-07-31T03:43:26Z

Everyone else was doing it and it seemed like fun, so...

I am doing the "You Should Write" meme!

To tell me what I should write, follow the link and reply to my comment.

Sadly they don't seem to let you comment anon, though. But I'm pretty much open to any requests.

Star Trek Xi, "Got Your Back," Chekov +/ Sulu, action, PG-13

2009-07-07T05:45:57Z

Title: "Got Your Back"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Sulu/Chekov or Sulu and Chekov, depending on whether you've got your slashgoggles on.
Rating: PG-13 for action-movie violence
Summary: Fight scene without plot -- Sulu and Chekov vs angry Klingons
AN: kinkme over at the Kink Meme wanted a fic that showed nu!Chekov kicking some butt, possibly as part of a dynamic BAMF duo with Sulu. I haven't written a lot of fight scenes before, so concrit is seriously appreciated! :)

( Something had gone wrong with Chekov's phaser (not to mention his shirt) )

Star Trek XI, "There To Catch You," Kirk/Spock/McCoy, PG-13, schmoop

2009-07-07T05:33:55Z

Title: "There To Catch You"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/Spock/McCoy
Rating: PG-13 -- language and sexual references
Additional warning: contains a fairly graphic description of an aviaphobia-induced panic attack. Might trigger phobias. Also, incredibly sappy.
Summary: From a prompt on the Kink Meme: Kirk, Spock and McCoy have to take the shuttle together. When McCoy has a panic attack, Kirk and Spock help him through it.
Word Count: ~2,000
AN: I wrote this the day after having an attack myself. ~~I may or may not have fantasized about Spock being there to calm me down.~~

( Read more... )

Star Trek XI, "Extreeeeme!," Sulu + Kirk friendship, drabble

2009-07-07T05:03:00Z

Title: "Extreeeeme!"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Sulu + Kirk friendship
Rating: PG -- language, grown men risking their necks for no good reason
Summary: What do you do to take a break from constant stress, chaos and danger? Obviously, extreme sports!
AN: For sloth. She wanted "Sulu and Kirk as adrenaline-fueled bffs." Thanks for the idea, bb!

( wheeeeeeee! )

Icons: Star Trek XI Kink Meme

2009-07-05T06:02:23Z

So the kink meme is awesomely epic and/or epically awesome, right? So I decided that we ought to commemorate it with icons. Especially since I made one in about ten minutes and Saint Anon started using it and it's kind of sloppy and I wanted to have a better one to offer... or, ten better ones. IDEK. Have an icon!

(for the record, anyone is welcome to mess with these, use parts of them as bases, doodle all over them, make their own better versions, etc. I'm no kind of artiste. Comments are <3, though!

( To seek out new kinks and explore unknown pairings... )

Untitled Star Trek political AU snippet: "Put the intern on the bus!"

2009-06-27T06:06:20Z

So apparently the political AU is actually becoming... a thing. IDK. I have so much stuff to work on but all I want to write is the adventures of Pavel the Intern getting swept up in the wide-eyed idealistic craziness of the Kirk/Spock presidential campaign.

This is a draft of the beginning. I'm probably going to clean it up a bit, but I want to start posting so people can help me brainstorm a bit. I basically have no idea what I'm doing.

I'm not doing a header for this post because IDEK what it is, but in terms of ratings/warnings I would say it's basically harmless. Very mild swearing and snarking. Also there are hints of Chekov/Sulu in here, in a one-sided crush kind of way. I think it's going to stay that way the whole time to avoid making the only openly gay character look creepy.

Pls to be offering feedback and concrit if you are so inclined. I am sort of excited about writing this but right now there are a lot of blank spaces where I don't know what to do...

( Don't tell me the poll numbers! )

Previous parts in this AU:
"Maybe In Another Lifetime,"
"Running Mate"
Fanart for this AU by knightemplar: "Yeah, I'm starting to see the problem."

Star Trek XI, Outtake: "Running Mate," Kirk, McCoy, Spock, G

2009-06-25T03:12:51Z

This is a little "outtake" from the Political AU featured in "Maybe In Another Lifetime." I don't think I need to warn for anything -- it's just a goofy little drabble.

( Uh... Jim? )

And courtesy of knightemplar, there is ( fanart! )

Star Trek XI, "Maybe In Another Lifetime," Kirk/McCoy, R, humor

2009-06-23T02:07:03Z

Title: "Maybe in Another Lifetime, or Five AUs Where Jim and Bones Loved Each Other, & One Where They Finally Admitted It."
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: R for language, sexual situations, and implied substance abuse and violence
Summary: Six mini AUs featuring all the ways that Jim and Bones show how much they really care: 1) buddy cop movie, 2) college fraternity, 3) Dungeons & Dragons, 4) steampunk airship crew, 5) political campaign, 6) NFL qb and coach.

AN: Someone on the kink meme requested more AUs with Kirk/McCoy, and I just sort of went crazy with it.

( Dammit, Jim! )

Update! This fic has a bonus outtake! With fan art by knightemplar

Star Trek XI, "Detonate For Me," Kirk/Spock, NC-17, porn without plot

2009-06-15T04:11:17Z

Title: "Detonate For Me"
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Lots of references to various kinds of sex, including bondage, rimming, fisting, anal, oral, mind-fucking -- is that even a thing? Just in case: mind-fucking.
Wordcount: @800
Summary: Spock likes to make Kirk wait for it.
AN: Written for an anonymous prompt on the kink meme, but dedicated to joyshine because, well, I'm a smug bastard. My first pwp ever. Should I be proud? :-/

( Baby penetrate my mind! )